Tony Buckley: Vocals, Bodhran, Percussion
Tony is the frontman of Feckless, renowned for his inimitable singing, jokes, and habit of banging a stick on a dustbin lid and calling it music. Tony's motto is ''If I can't eat it, I play it. If I can't play it, I eat it''.
Martin Heys: Mandocello, Guitar, Vocals
When he's not strumming the mandocello or the guitar, Martin spends his time driving steam trains.
Martin is known for snapping his G-string during Feckless performances. Luckily he always keeps a spare set in his guitar case.
Roland Eden: Bass guitar, Acoustic Guitar
Roland is a black belt in karate, which comes in handy when gigs get out of control. He also makes his own instruments. One day he'll learn how to play them too.
The Eden Folk Guitar
Hand made in Cosham, Hampshire.
Bernard Macdonagh: Accordion, Penny Whistle
Bernard, author of the famous Feckless tune ''ADHD'', is possessed with almost inexhaustible energy. When a late night session gets underway, he often has to be forcibly restrained.
This is a picture of Bernard enjoying his breakfast.
Nick Molyneux: Mandolin, Vocals
Nick is the best looking member of the band, and is a musical genius. Known throughout Europe for his talent, his style, and his integrity, he also maintains the Feckless website, and controls all the content.
Charlee Heys: Fiddle
Classically trained ex-Goth violin prodigy Charlee is the youngest musician to play with Feckless. As well as playing note perfect high-speed fiddle solos, she can text message at 120 words per minute.
John the Hat: Sound engineer
John left his razor in the Marriott hotel in 1982, and hasn't bought another one since. His beard has recently been declared a Site of Special Scientific Interest by the Environment Agency after they found a flock of rare birds nesting in it.
This picture shows a typical scene of John working on the Feckless sound.
Guest musicians
Stephanie Heys
Steph plays the bodhran and also provides backing vocals for some of Martin's ballads. She can down a pint of lager in six and a half seconds.
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Francis McNamara
Francis often comes and adds his inspired fiddle playing to the Feckless sound, but only when he is promised free food, booze, and women. By day, he sells socks from a stall in Camden market.
Tim Angelfingers
Tim plays fiddle in acclaimed folk band Reavers Rant, and sometimes joins Feckless to get down and dirty with some Irish reels. Tim loves music with a dark edge to it. Which explains why he often wears sunglasses at night.
Martin Plankspanker
Martin occasionally brings his multi-instrumental talents to a Feckless session. Martin contributed to a raucous session at the Clarence Gardens in 2004, when his amplifier exploded and choked the audience with foul-smelling smoke. Fortunately the audience were accustomed to foul-smelling smoke thanks to John the Hat's roll-ups.